The frozen tundra just found out we aren’t going to the Super bowl. Shucks. Don’t I look downcast. Of course, this means instead of joyous hangovers, I’ll be surrounded by people with misery driven hangovers.

But enough about their weirdness, on to mine.

On trying to reach me:

Therebefore, I will be sleeping.

On getting 7 inches of snow this week:

This is Wisconsin! Scraping off one’s car is practically an Olympic sport here.

May this week be calmer than last one!!