Did you really think I could make it without checking my email? Yah, I didn’t either.

This super special Sunday edition of Random Quote Sunday is sponsored by the makers of painkillers and the inventor of the speedy cab ride up Broadway.

“You only get one pillow per hamster?”

(Have you started chucking hamsters yet?)

and regarding LOL donations:

“I don’t tell you what to do with your fingernails, do I?”

Catch you on the flip side!!