This week’s quotes come from a very exhausted hedgehog who had at least 4 great but blog-inappropriate quotes this weekend. *sigh*…

On discussing the fact that I needed a different shade of nail polish:

“My hands just need a shade slightly less insipid.”

(So now, they’re this color)

The Drummer left me a voicemail:

“So, I hope you’re doing well, and I’m about to get hit by an 18-wheeler, and give me a call. Okay, bye.”

This was all said with the same cadence, no inflection of impending doom, just a statement…