“If you have the reception there you can have an animal come to visit…but not the penguins, they have an 8 p.m. bedtime.”
–a friend’s comment at a Kiwanis luncheon while describing a wedding reception at the Minneapolis Zoo. Her friend was having a sloth come.

“I think I spent more time on this outfit than I did figuring out what I was wearing to prom.”
–Hopefully it will be a better time than prom was too…

And the most bizarre headline I saw this week—which I will have you click through to see. Yes–it’s a real headline.