They said last year that I brought the worst winter to La Crosse they’d seen in two decades. This year, we’ve set records for snowfall and the windchill is utterly ridiculous. I’m a little afraid to ask what next year will bring.

But in the interim, Ricardo Montalban passed away and as he reminds Esther Williams in this clip from Neptune’s Daughter;

But, baby, it’s cold outside…

(the latter half with Red Skelton is pretty hysterical too)