The Tech Sergeant rang early enough this morning that I was not yet out of bed. As many of you know, this is not a disturbance I take lightly, particularly when I wake up sounding like a frog courtesy of spring allergies.

Fortunately, as I later noted, he’s on the short list of people who do not face full hedgehog wrath when I’m awoken in such a state. And if you have to ask, you’re not on the list. But in case you wondered what hedgehog wrath looks like, I share with you my bad drawing skills.